Posted 8 hours ago
"You're not a real hero!" Tosses paper cup full of alcohol at Iron Man.
Anonymous asked

Antonio raised an eyebrow as he ducked under the haphazardly thrown paper cup. “What a waste of perfectly good alcohol… also, who would drink out of a paper cup, honestly?” 

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Posted 10 hours ago

atlanteanxprince:

 

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                                                     -ℕ-

❝I hope you get a hemorrhage and die.❞

"Yeah, don’t worry about that." He tapped the side of his head "Terminal brain cancer. Douche." 

Posted 10 hours ago

tinmantonystark:

I have Steve/Tony and Pepper/Tony headcanons for the holidays and AU’S and I need someone to yell their headcanons back at me

(MCU) Pepper paid Tony back for the giant rabbit by leaving a giant teddy bear in the workshop that wears a big Iron Man mask. It sits on top of two of his cars and it reaches the ceiling. He still doesn’t know how the hell she got it in and Jarvis refuses to say. 

(616/Stony) Steve got Tony a vintage model train set with tracks that he set up around the Christmas tree. He found a way to make it play an instrumental version of ‘Iron Man’ by Black Sabbath. Steve still hasn’t been able to pull Tony away from the train set. 

Posted 10 hours ago

atlanteanxprince replied to your post “Your brain should be put in a jar if you ever die.”

Actually, having a large brain is a serious medical condition. I thought you’d know this, Stark.

I’m quite aware of my serious medical condition, thank you.

Posted 10 hours ago
Your brain should be put in a jar if you ever die.
Anonymous asked

"… Richards, is that you?" 

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"Also, you’ll need a pretty big jar. But I do like that you say ‘if’." 

{{OOC: Interestingly enough, this seems to be canon in different ‘AU’ versions of the future where Tony seems to end up as a brain in a jar several times in different comics. The more you know~ … and the creepier it gets too}}

Posted 1 day ago
"cutie pie"
fasterthanabullet asked

"Me? Well, I’m flattered but what brought this on?" 

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Posted 1 day ago
"You're in my seat."
banished-lucy asked

banished-lucy:

brainseverywhere-sendbooze:

"Really now? I’m sorry, I didn’t know this restaurant reserved seats… particularly for lunch time?" 

Lucy looked decidedly unamused. “You’re currently sitting on my jacket in front of a menu placed in front of me originally. I would highly appreciate your immediate absence.”

"Ah. So it is. I do apologize then, ma’am." Antonio stood up and took a step back. "Enjoy your lunch then." 

Posted 1 day ago
"You're in my seat."
banished-lucy asked

"Really now? I’m sorry, I didn’t know this restaurant reserved seats… particularly for lunch time?" 

Posted 1 day ago
"Hey Stark, you wanna explain ta me why there's--Something all over the floor? Cus I ain't got a clue the fuck that is."
shieldshawk asked

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"Look, I can’t help it that someone sent a giant slime monster after me that thought I looked like a tasty snack, okay?" 

Posted 1 day ago

crimsonwarlock:

 

Does a quick clean up for the poor man, removing the slime.

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"It looks like you blew it up. Why’d you do that, silly?"

"Because it was doing bad stuff, and most importantly, it tried to eat me."